Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.
do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid
WHAT THE FUCK
well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel
how is he doing this
he has too much power
someone stop him
i’m having a hard time believing that younger children are not perpetually drunk
Look at how slow and not panicked the pan down of the camera is. This leads me to believe that, assuming the camera person is this kid’s parent, they have 1.) Had like six kids and are accustomed to the durability of small humans or 2.) This is status quo for this child in particular. Either way it is 1000 percent sure that this has happened many, many times before.
Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds
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- Bobby Sommer (via satans-ghost)